Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

Daddy issues

Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML

Classic

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML