Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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LesYeuxDeDario 0
187 xd good one xD he IS a keeper, for me it would be ... Mindy ^_^ (vega)
myfishisBOBA 0
Creepy. That means whenever he thinks of his daughter, he also thinks of his favorite pornstar. 0.o
cod4_freak 0
its all about teagan presley
johnr 0
im gonna name my daughter after a girl i had a crush on in 6th grade. she had a nice name that's all.
ilDofes 0
your husband is a total jerk
SwickedJimmay 0
that is so ****** up/funny!
XxrEplay 0
thats awesome!! i would definatley do that, depending on the name, for curiosity's sake which name did he choose??
scott_m319 0
That sucks. But maybe the name of his favorite **** star was the first thing he thought of, and there might not be any more meaning or implication behind it... I dunno... P.S. I haven't seen the name Eva Angelina on here yet. Is it Eva Angelina?
samma_star 0
i happen to be named after Samantha Fox. Strange day in my life when that came out. i was complaining about my name && my mom slipped it. my dad said he just liked the name. my mom followed it with the middle name Grace [as in Grace Kelly] wtf. im named after the cocksucker that sang 'more more more, how do you like it, how do you like it' seriously??
freewikky 0
you should of have posted that.. i'm sure it would have made a good FML too :p
twickr 0
Did you tell her?