Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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Meettitan 14

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?

miliaras93 17

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

Thats kinda creepy ..

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Fr0gs 15

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:33

Wait, i thought everyone did this

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:54

Pretend to sleep, and then say stuff that will freak her out a bit. Have some fun with it. Either it's harmless and thoughtless fun on her part (showing a video of you doing something cute and not embarassing in your sleep to her two closest friends) or you're a regular soap opera...one is just a bit thoughtless but harmless, the second is creepy as ****. So...think of a few good things to mutter and mumble in your "sleep" and have some fun with this!

redstone7693 29

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:40

The over attached girlfriend meme in real life

paperman84 7

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:14

I would start sleeping naked.

metalhead88 9

Thursday 4 September 2014 2:49

Just don't have a wet dream lol

ebrainer1 9

Thursday 4 September 2014 2:58

The highest rule for any single man, never stick your dick in crazy.

ericjprs 3

Thursday 4 September 2014 4:58

Oh... That's completely terrifying

Eyeslick 33

Thursday 4 September 2014 5:19

Maybe he sleeps naked?

aprah1999 7

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:22

Lol edward & bella

StanSmith2013 26

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:22

This is why I'm single. If I do weird shit when I sleep that is for me to know only. I don't want some crazy broad instagraming that shit.

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