Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
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Meettitan 14
What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?
miliaras93 17
Thats kinda creepy ..
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Comments (94)
Fr0gs 15
Wait, i thought everyone did this
skittyskatbrat 19
Pretend to sleep, and then say stuff that will freak her out a bit. Have some fun with it. Either it's harmless and thoughtless fun on her part (showing a video of you doing something cute and not embarassing in your sleep to her two closest friends) or you're a regular soap opera...one is just a bit thoughtless but harmless, the second is creepy as ****. So...think of a few good things to mutter and mumble in your "sleep" and have some fun with this!
redstone7693 29
The over attached girlfriend meme in real life
paperman84 7
I would start sleeping naked.
metalhead88 9
Just don't have a wet dream lol
ebrainer1 9
The highest rule for any single man, never stick your dick in crazy.
ericjprs 3
Oh... That's completely terrifying
Eyeslick 33
Maybe he sleeps naked?
aprah1999 7
Lol edward & bella
StanSmith2013 26
This is why I'm single. If I do weird shit when I sleep that is for me to know only. I don't want some crazy broad instagraming that shit.