Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a link to a Vine video in which she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
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perdix 31
I envision her putting on an outrageous Donald Trump wig, looking straight into the camera and saying, "You're fired." Is that how it happened?
Doortje 30
Yay, now you can relive it every day :D
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Comments (96)
StijnJanssen 0
let them put it on YouTube
persianjr1 7
Haha. At least he got it over with in front of everybody for them to realize how much of a jerk she is!!!! Dont worry Dude.
GotALife 11
#1 lol THIS
KiddNYC1O 22
15, pic win.
iSitt 0
it was her parent's idea. they offered her $20 to dump you. she dumps all her bfs this way. then mounts the images in her trophy collection.
iSitt 0
and they view the replays later to critique her technique.
persianjr1 7
thanks :D
thestampy 0
Where's the link to the video ??
TwitchingNebula 17
Fiona!
xGabri3L 3
What's that
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
What's what?
DahkLohd 4
^ Your eyes are scarier than my face.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I know right?
mamamiaaa_fml 12
22-no. I think voldemort is worse. yeah I said it. I'm not scared.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Awww thanks #50! :) Some people can be so rude about my condition >8( it's not like I can help it! Besides, Ostricheyetis is 10x better than no nose and green skin!
_HeadShot_ 0
ur eyes aren't bad;; they are definetly worth more than weed
generalasskicker 12
yeah I didn't notice anything till someone drew my attention to them
mamamiaaa_fml 12
63-uhh No.
Trace01m 11
Shouldn't have been nailing her mom. That's how you get caught up!
bedburgular 0
i Wana watch it so I can lol at you
popprock 13
How kind of you.... Sorry OP that sucks pretty bad. And kinda uncool of her family...
leeshaleigh 0
present for her mom
ItsAshleeBxtch3 0
haha
ThatLooksSticky 16
I'll look for it on YouTube!
Evii_fml 5
Send Me The Link When You Find It Haha.!
BigL99 20
And then send it to me
krustacea 1
o wow fail.
ooitastic 0
Your girlfriend is SO thoughtful, giving her mom what she probably wanted the most... FYL Though./
alex1502 0
UGLY DOLLS FTW!!!
yummycupcakegirl 0
America's Funniest Videos!! or Youtube:)
Zmeilerr 22
I don't even think that show still runs.
Person1233 13
The show went downhill after YouTube became popular...
Zmeilerr 22
^lol this