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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Cold feet - 07/04/2019 12:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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8Dirty1 24

Friday 22 May 2015 13:55

he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom

DA3Z 16

Friday 22 May 2015 13:53

Not ok.

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spinda 22

Saturday 23 May 2015 0:06

Do they wash it after wearing it at least?

johnjay40 8

Saturday 23 May 2015 0:34

eh I prefer other people's underwear too

sandman676 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 1:01

Single white female

conflictedebola 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 5:51

Even if they are both females, what people don't seem to realize (because people like to think women are pristine clean creatures that are never dirty) is that women are practically constantly lubricating and discharging some form of fluid (not 24/7 or anything but it's a thing that happens regularly). It's the ******'s way of cleaning itself. It's not a big deal to men because they only have to face the problem of "EW SOME GUYS DICK TOUCHED THE PLACE MY DICK GOES, NO ****!". If I found out my sister or something was wearing my underwear I would probably burn them.

deviousangel89 13

Saturday 23 May 2015 20:45

No. Not cool. Not cool at all...

MattEyre 8

Wednesday 27 May 2015 5:43

That's kind of hot. But I'm a hedonistic pervert so...

junpeiIori 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:30

uh...not cool. Maybe go commando, even if it is nasty

Perry85 42

Saturday 29 August 2015 19:21

I feel like OP needs to comment telling us what gender both OP and flatmate are.....

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