Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
AnnoyedByFriends
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
ouch
Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
751920
Canada
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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InnocenceBlue 38
Update her name in yours to "**** McGee"
tranced_ 45
True love :)
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writerchic85 26
Change hers to Cunty McSingletits
PricelessHydra 5
I don't know what you did, but I do know you did something too deserve that name XD
Hildy93 21
True love
Cebolamole 13
I'm sure the "how you met each other" story is entertaining.
GoAskBenji 12
That right there is true love. If she didn't love you, she wouldn't have given you such a creative nickname. Marry her.
headlock911 17
Relationship goals
VivaB 9
She sounds like a nice girl ?
sybe112 14
maybe that's how she expresses her love to you, I had one who kept saying she hated me... for letting her love me haha
hateredblast 7
The thing about GF/BFs... its YOU who chose them, so please dont complain when they turn out to be less than civil!
wowlikethat 3
update hers to be Skankhag McSlutsauce!