Love: Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By 751920 - 03/02/2009 08:49 - Canada

Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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InnocenceBlue 37

Sunday 27 September 2015 10:59

Update her name in yours to "**** McGee"

tranced_ 45

Sunday 27 September 2015 11:22

True love :)

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lostinareverie 21

Tuesday 29 September 2015 20:15

Personally I find it funny, just silly couples stuffs. Try not to take it hard.

goodvibetribe 9

Wednesday 30 September 2015 2:05

lol my boyfs name in my phone is "side hoe"

OhGawdMyEyes 9

Wednesday 30 September 2015 3:37

"SmallTits McGee" would probably be more effective.

AOLDialup 4

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:27

She just can't spell, she meant "Deep S---, F--- hard".

RecklessNapkin 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 17:24

you should change hers to "Smalltits McCumbreath" , its most likely a joke OP

unforgiven1993 7

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:55

name her the walking talking fleshlight

ItsDanielDude 20

Sunday 18 October 2015 3:42

My girlfriends name in my phone is Rude Ass ************

katluvr 22

Sunday 1 November 2015 4:49

It may be time to move on

lia4005 17

Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:24

Could have been worse, your contact could have been : side guy

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