Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
AnnoyedByFriends
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
ouch
Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
751920
Canada
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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InnocenceBlue 38
Update her name in yours to "**** McGee"
tranced_ 45
True love :)
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Comments (80)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Change that to Bigdick Mcfuckme when she isn't looking.
JDG941 14
That is Mr McFucktard to you
Jryan952015 7
You should change it to "I'm breaking up with you" and then call her.
Silk_Routes 14
She has a great sense of humour, respect that Op
Xeivan 15
That's pretty cleaver actually!!! I take it you two are not the joking type? Also is it possible someone else changed it on her phone?
CoffeeGirl2000 7
Hey, you got a girl with a sense of humor; nothing wrong with that
deguwrangler 7
Update it to "ex boyfriend"
dragoongirl90 34
Sounds like it's time to be single. Change hers to EX-girlfriend and show her.
TheNewGuy03 29
or the dude can grow a sense of humor
DA3Z 16
Either she is doing it to be funny, or you need to get your act together...
silversolo 15
Awww~~~ I'm in my best friend's phone as "Mao Zedong." It's most likely a joke~~~~