Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
AnnoyedByFriends
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
ouch
Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
751920
Canada
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Top comments
InnocenceBlue 38
Update her name in yours to "**** McGee"
tranced_ 45
True love :)
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Comments (80)
backfire10z 14
Well in reality, dot look through other people's stuff that's supposed to be secret and you won't get upset...
Talonshere 14
Yea! I totally agree, you can also not look through their stuff and never know they are cheating on you with a guy called Gonzuelos from Costa Rica. Better be safe then sorry :)
Croooow 11
She's either a bad girlfriend, or a really good one. There's no middle ground when nicknames like that are involved. :D
chocolatefrog28 29
They say pet names and nicknames point to a stronger, happier relationship...
lvg_fml 10
Term of endearment ? Talk to her
One_Way 43
It's kind of funny how half the comments are saying how it's a big joke, while the other half are jumping on the "dump her immediately" bandwagon. OP, you should know your lady, you should know whether this is just a gag or something to be upset about.
DBJ99 14
Call her mrs.cuntbreath mcdickfuck
RKDxNT3000 10
that's the most romantic name ever.
worldclassrager 41
Creative...I'll give her that
sstahpp 33
My boyfriend is listed as satan on mine.
FalloutScrolls 25
Better than a friend of mine whose now ex-girlfriend had him listed in her phone as "Free Dinner."