Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hahahawoww
United States
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Anonwymous
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
AnnoyedByFriends
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Anonymous
Chennai, India
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
ouch
Sioux City, United States
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
751920
Canada
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
Anonymous
United States
A nickname that sticks
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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InnocenceBlue 38
Update her name in yours to "**** McGee"
tranced_ 45
True love :)
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Comments (80)
stinky4291 1
that's dumb. my wife has me under husband and I have her as wife. just in case something would happen to one of us they would know who to get ahold of.
swishy25 14
that's what ICE is for in your phone. In Case of Emergency!!!!
Mysterious_one 26
Fancy a big Mac?
Manic1 13
Try giving her an equally funny nickname, like Ditzy McDumbass.
ShaynaMarie322 15
I think that's cute!! I, personally, only give horrible contact nicknames to people I love.
rachelrae120 11
I would definitely confront her and if she did it on purpose she's seeing someone else. if she has siblings they could have done it. either way that really sucks, fingers crossed that it was a sibling.
Dexter83_fml 17
That is a form of abuse leave the bitch
greeneyedx 23
Sounds like something I'd do to my boyfriend as a joke. Me and him like to mess with each other. I hope it's a joke, OP!
Champignon_fml 19
That's harsh. Have you asked her about it? My boyfriend is called Sir Derpsalot in my phone, but he knows and it's a sort of inside joke.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Not gonna jump to conclusions but op you probably deserve it for some kind of reason, or like #3 said someone else could've changed it.
lia4005 17
She's a keeper :')