FML : Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend...

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Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

nullfactor Say more :

This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!

By groomsman - / Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:19 / United States

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By nullfactor | 0

#1300991 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:41

By ColetteL | 4

#1296068 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:45

He learned the sharing lesson too well.

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By ColetteL | 4

#1296068 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:45

He learned the sharing lesson too well.

KSk8r14 | 0

#1296104 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:50

Kindergarden: Underage marriages and sharing our "toys"

counterfit | 10

#1296109 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:50

OP is breaking them in.

brianjman14 | 22

#1296122 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:51

Sharing is caring.

nates0210 | 0

#1296238 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:05

ode to family sloppy seconds. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jafozza | 0

#1296272 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:10

YDI for not being able to commit to a relationship like your brother.

tooGee24 | 0

#1296282 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:13

haha I think u need to stopp introducin any future gf of yours to your brother op.

sixtimessix | 0

#1296325 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:21

who cares? you boned her already. give another guy a chance. shit!

afdude87 | 6

#1296358 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:25

who cares they're exes for a reason

choupinette77 | 0

#1296364 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:27

she's your ex girlfriend. find a new one and stfu you jealous shithead.

bauerd | 0

#1296391 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:31

yes but he didn't learn from his bros mistakes

WhyTheFace4 | 0

#1296394 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:32

well at least now you know why they all break up with you.

rallets | 22

#1296757 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:19

threesome?

IphonFML | 6

#1296811 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:34

maybe your brother just hates you and wants to get back at you by stealing yur girls. Ever thought of that?

ThereIsNoFork | 0

#1296915 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:09

Your brother bats clean-up.

ygdrassil | 17

#1297193 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 0:47

date an ugly bitch and see waht happens

thatfrenchguy | 8

#1297240 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:06

why does that bother you? this is awesome..everytime you two argue you're sure to win by simply saying "I fucked your wife"

green_eyes124 | 0

#1297255 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:15

hahaha that's great!!! : )

Melaniee_fml | 0

#1297795 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:04

he's just getting back at you for peeing in his cereal when you were nine.

pertained | 12

#1298057 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:32

is he your evil twin?

Y_U_19029 | 0

#1298177 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:01

damn he's doing better with your girls than you. maybe sharing was too emphasized as children.

ashboust | 0

#1298744 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:22

sloppy seconds! haha
and 64, you win.

Epic_Phale615 | 0

#1300811 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 20:02

Jafozza, your retarded, she could have broken up with him. And his brother sounds like a wanba-be-pimp who cant get his own girl.

Prodigy7 | 4

#1302156 - Thursday 26 August 2010 6:33

What are they, hand-me-down girlfriends?

JustJess666 | 0

#1302302 - Thursday 26 August 2010 7:35

don't feel bad op my big bro has had my sloppy seconds ( they are female and so am I btw) and I'm all good with it... they took his money and drugs and not mine. so who wins?? me haha!!

MissKelly8D | 0

#2609966 - Friday 3 June 2011 4:14

another mans trash is another mans treasure.

Sammiches | 12

#3410700 - Sunday 9 October 2011 22:48

It's more your brother's FML, isn't it?

chlorinegreen | 27

#5186731 - Monday 26 November 2012 10:10

Just think of it this way the want you so bad there willing to settle down (emphasis on the word down) for your brother just so they can be near you.

By dallasofdoom | 2

#1296072 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

yolie_fml | 0

#1296285 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:13

This would be a VERY awkward situation. And much easier to 'get over' if the brother wasn't such a douche.

PurpleSpaghetti | 0

#1298902 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:43

there is a reason why they are ex's and don't forget those reasons, it's not worth it. and it doesn't even look like your brother is good with relationships if he is remarrying so quickly, chances of it ending and costing another fortune is high, just laugh at his face when he is broke

BambooSwitches | 0

#1490900 - Sunday 3 October 2010 10:35

it's horribly disrespectful and creepy. not to mention the timing is screwy. maybe the exs were horrible, it still hurts

By RVCA_fml | 0

#1296078 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:46

maybe he likes crossing swords with u

MaeeFlowers | 0

#1296477 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:52

Obviously there's a pattern here, and an easy fix.

kick his ass.

ScoobaSteveDrown | 0

#1296918 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:09

or verbally abuse him with tons of "sloppy seconds" jokes

elizzcbs13 | 0

#1298163 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:58

I guess your ex's like the family that much...feel special op!

By patiencek | 0

#1296114 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:50

even though it's your ex, I imagine it's still anoying, but not a fml. obviously she is your ex for a reason.... remember that reason. now smile that he is stuck with her :)

nullfactor | 0

#1301005 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:56

Good point... HE is the one that has to deal with them, day and night. The FML is the thought of yet another ex-girlfriend becoming a "sister-in-law". Family reunions will have a new level of awkward!
-OP

primadonna9396 | 16

#1301028 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 23:17

Jeezus buddy you should be on top of the world right now.

"My brother married this girl I used to bang. I verbally abused him with sloppy seconds jokes until he finally got annoyed and disgusted enough to dump her. Now, he's marrying another woman... I USED TO BANG HER TOO! BAHAHA MY LIFE IS AWESOME!"

By fmlroxsmysoxsoff | 2

#1296124 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:51

aww man that totally suxs :( look at this way, ur bro got the leftovers from u. at least u got them first 

RiiOT09 | 9

#1296370 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:28

sloppy seconds lol

fmlroxsmysoxsoff | 2

#1296495 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:56

lol yeahh

By amerwin | 3

#1296171 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:56

perhaps they are both ex's because op's brother swiped them mid-relationship

By mintcar | 9

#1296175 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:58

Stop dating hot chicks?

MyNameIsTheBest | 0

#1297963 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:01

so your saying date u?

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1296188 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:59

I hope he didn't steal them from you while you were still going out with either of the girls. That really would be an FML!

By gomerturd | 1

#1296190 - Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:00

keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!