Kindergarden: Underage marriages and sharing our "toys"

OP is breaking them in.

Sharing is caring.

ode to family sloppy seconds. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

YDI for not being able to commit to a relationship like your brother.

haha I think u need to stopp introducin any future gf of yours to your brother op.

who cares? you boned her already. give another guy a chance. shit!

who cares they're exes for a reason

she's your ex girlfriend. find a new one and stfu you jealous shithead.

yes but he didn't learn from his bros mistakes

well at least now you know why they all break up with you.

threesome?

maybe your brother just hates you and wants to get back at you by stealing yur girls. Ever thought of that?

Your brother bats clean-up.

date an ugly bitch and see waht happens

why does that bother you? this is awesome..everytime you two argue you're sure to win by simply saying "I fucked your wife"

hahaha that's great!!! : )

he's just getting back at you for peeing in his cereal when you were nine.

is he your evil twin?

damn he's doing better with your girls than you. maybe sharing was too emphasized as children.

sloppy seconds! haha and 64, you win.

Jafozza, your retarded, she could have broken up with him. And his brother sounds like a wanba-be-pimp who cant get his own girl.

What are they, hand-me-down girlfriends?

don't feel bad op my big bro has had my sloppy seconds ( they are female and so am I btw) and I'm all good with it... they took his money and drugs and not mine. so who wins?? me haha!!

another mans trash is another mans treasure.

It's more your brother's FML, isn't it?

Just think of it this way the want you so bad there willing to settle down (emphasis on the word down) for your brother just so they can be near you.

This would be a VERY awkward situation. And much easier to 'get over' if the brother wasn't such a douche.

there is a reason why they are ex's and don't forget those reasons, it's not worth it. and it doesn't even look like your brother is good with relationships if he is remarrying so quickly, chances of it ending and costing another fortune is high, just laugh at his face when he is broke

it's horribly disrespectful and creepy. not to mention the timing is screwy. maybe the exs were horrible, it still hurts

Obviously there's a pattern here, and an easy fix. kick his ass.

or verbally abuse him with tons of "sloppy seconds" jokes

I guess your ex's like the family that much...feel special op!

Good point... HE is the one that has to deal with them, day and night. The FML is the thought of yet another ex-girlfriend becoming a "sister-in-law". Family reunions will have a new level of awkward! -OP

Jeezus buddy you should be on top of the world right now. "My brother married this girl I used to bang. I verbally abused him with sloppy seconds jokes until he finally got annoyed and disgusted enough to dump her. Now, he's marrying another woman... I USED TO BANG HER TOO! BAHAHA MY LIFE IS AWESOME!"

sloppy seconds lol

lol yeahh

so your saying date u?

wow dude.. this comment was the funniest shit I've read in a while.. you're a natural, you should write jokes for a living.. Rock on!

nice