Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
nullfactor tells us more.
This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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ColetteL 4
He learned the sharing lesson too well.
gomerturd 1
keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!
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Comments (144)
pcballa1035 0
wow, talk about sloppy seconds...
cole86 0
ur brother sure likes ur old girlfriends
alhonesty 6
He'll likely end up divorcing this one too, so don't worry. He'll get his.
y_nd_e 0
O well, let him have ur leftovers
igloo777 0
hey maybe your brother digs your sloppy second.
breeexcrunk 0
maybe, in reality, he wants to be like you so he dates your leftovers. either way, fyl.
jdfml90 0
I've ditched friends over this sorta shit... your brother sounds like a dick. Hey you were there first though I guess
my2centsworth 15
sloppy seconds anyone?
bryce2552 4
why the hell would he marry after two months. thats one more he will be divorcing
highschoolbabe14 0
at least you got to test the water first!