Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
nullfactor tells us more.
This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ColetteL 4
He learned the sharing lesson too well.
gomerturd 1
keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!
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cajekraze 7
It's obvious op is the "little" brother.
triggerit 5
you have chance to "help" your brother in times of problems
disasturrx33 3
it's okay, he's just getting sloppy seconds :P
rekege 18
Maybe it's OP who's a douche and the girls realized they deserve better?
nullfactor 0
That must be it. Either that, or my ex-girlfriends prefer the "fat and bald" look, so they go for my brother. -OP
labacanitaz 0
wow , i guess he likes your sloppy seconds .
2Low 0
i don't usually comment on posts... but thats just ****** :P
britttttaney 0
At least you had them first!
margfml 0
Well you've dumped them in the past... So just **** it!!
rlerke 0
at the wedding make a speech about how you once blew your load In her eye.
yolie_fml 0
I love this idea!
nullfactor 0
bwahahaha!!! That would certainly be a speech I would raise my glass to!
DefineAlrep 9
How is this an FML? Your brother likes your sloppy seconds. What's the big deal?