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and the only people at your party is your aunt and the 2 year old cousin our aunt is babysitting. and does it happen to be your sweet 16?

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the least they could have done was replace the candles for celery sticks and burn ur fat with the candles. hehe jk sike no im not

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Go buy another cake and eat a slice as you're walking in the door, but make sure it's your last bite oh you should buy a pig snout and tail as well...and if they ask what are you doing just start oniking

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I'm not sure what you mean by that, but 11 was actually absolutely right. Your body burns more calories chewing and digesting celery than the amount of calories the celery has. Look it up. Anway, I'm really sorry, OP. That sucks so bad. One slice of cake can't do that much harm, and it's your birthday.

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I hope your aunt kicked your mom's ass. Even if op is overweight - it is his birthday, One day isn't going to make a difference. FYL op- your parents are insensitive.

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I was wondering the same thing.. haven't seen the "could have been a lot worse" in a while now. No complaints from this corner.

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not if she is fat. Procastination is never the solution to loose weight. If you're fat, why should you be allowed to be unhealthy just because it's you're birthday? Doesn't make any sense to me.

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My seven year old cousin is a health freak and wouldn't have cake for his birthday so he had fruits and veggies.

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Commendable to see in a kid that age. Also in response to an earlier comment, you can have a birthday without cake. I usually opt for pizza considering I have a low sugar tolerance.

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Pizzas do work as kinda like birthday cakes just get a cheese one with some spinach or with olives and make it healthy (I should know I'm a vegetarian)

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They punished everyone at your party, because you're fat? That's not cool. You could go dumpster diving!

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*lunatics. I've confused myself now. Short of being wrong there really was no reason for my input.

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