Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
nullfactor tells us more.
This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!
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ColetteL 4
He learned the sharing lesson too well.
gomerturd 1
keep this one in the holster "how's your wife And my kids" or "Hey want any naked pictures of your wife" Or "my brother here's an environmentalist. He's taken a couple pieces of trash I tossed out and recycled them onto his wives". Seriously dude the possibilities are endless. don't let him forget he's taking your castoffs. At least you weren't dumb enough to marry them!
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overthrownopt 0
your bro likes the sloppiness of seconds
nullfactor 0
This is the OP (just signed up, so I could comment). For those who say "who cares and why do you?", take a moment to see the big picture. That big picture contains two words: family reunions! Who in the world would want to see their ex-girlfriends at family reunions? Especially, since their new role in your life is that of a sister-in-law? I'd love to let bygones be bygones, but it's hard to do when they become your in-laws!
Coeliacchic93 21
That really does suck, my aunt went out with lots of my mums ex boyfriends while they were growing up and even had kids with some of them. Some people are just rather inconsiderate :/
SarasRiot 5
Well I think you're cute :)
nullfactor 0
Either that, or my ex-girlfriends prefer the fat and bald look? -OP
thrasher9081 0
so he's getting sloppy seconds ...
kevin1873 1
Stop introducing your gf's to your brother!!!! Or better yet, maybe he has some kind of weird psychological problems and it's not really your gf's he wants to be with but you!!!
pvelliqtc 0
HIS life sux
Oishi_fml 0
The Aristocrats!
JennyTeddy 0
I'd have to laugh. :]
kayPandastyle 15
wtf is his problem? seriously! i think you guys need to have a talk lol apparently
Efffffffffffff 0
you banged 'em first