Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Bumpkin
Today, after two weeks visiting my boyfriend's family in rural Mississippi, we finally returned to civilization. Unfortunately, I pick up on accents really easily, and now I sound like a hick. My boyfriend thinks it's cute, but I hate it. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Can he fix it?
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend is drunk he pretends to be Bob the Builder. FML
Tell us more
Today, after five years of being with my boyfriend, I found out that he is apparently very xenophobic. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Dealbreaker
Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML
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SamSJester 0
gotta love his commitment though
akiranozaki 0
Hey, gotta hand it to him for fooling you for two months.
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Comments (178)
Mastyge 0
Oh wow, I saw this at Moderate the FML's like a little over an hour ago, I wanted to vote no O.~ Yeah it's kind of stupid, but would you consider it to be something that really makes you feel like your life sucks for a moment?
_TheSmallThings_ 0
I moded this also and said no...
MrPresidentBoss1 0
I have a southern accent I don't think it makes you sound like a retard. it's just how everybody in that region sounds. It's not that bad and I didn't even know I had one until I went on vacation. Not an FML but close enough.
MrFail_fml 0
oh poor you, i hope your life gets ****'d just for posting this lame shit
SKYblue_fml 1
I'd be more upset if he were faking a British accent.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Faking a British accent would make more sense though (even if badly performed lol).
SKYblue_fml 1
exactly. :) everyone wants a british guy.
Starfire22 5
British accents are sexy...*sigh*
DemonicAngel151 0
Mmhm, I agree. My boyfriend is British, he thinks I fell in love with his voice before I fell in love with him. XD
Quotestelmylife1 0
i totally agree...i wish my boyfriend had a british accent *sigh*
nikkers 0
Im southern (uk) very well spoken.. maybe he wanted to sound superior. Ha so anyway its likely that he did it for a joke and you expressed some sort of affection for it so he kept it up for you. I think thats kinda nice. I can think of worse things for a guy to lie to you about other than his accident. FYL for being so damn picky...
nikkers 0
or accent. lol
lolhaha118118 0
who the hell moderated this?
PyramintHead 0
This is such a minor thing. Get over it. It's not like he's killed a bunch of women including your friend's mum or anything. Oh, wait...
hendo11 0
ass
oomlot 0
Lol PyramintHead, just lol.