LadyGagasLOVER
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
BrokenAndHurt
Gilmanton, United States
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Anonymous
Waverly, United States
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Ohnowhy
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
jujubeewhoopie 0
Queue banjo music. We're goin' to ArKansaw!
rzbt21 0
lol your gf is banging your best friend
jjrebel26 0
I'll take care of that girlfriend here in arkansas
jdfml90 0
I hope their plane crashes... in your back yard and you can pull up a chair and grab a beer and a cigar and then ponder how it all came to this with the burning corpses of the two and their hands smelted together in what was a betrayal of your trust and character. then cook marshmallows and roast nuts just before the emergency services arrive.. just a thought.1
ilovetitties 0
are they cousins?
tonymih 0
Hey 45, why don't you go back to school and learn your states!!! Arkansas is AR! dumbass. and that's sucks. you deserve better than him and her!
fml22221 0
woah that's gotta suck
hcovballer247 0
Oh wow... I really don't know what to say to that lol.
sean01 0
don't be an ass
me142 0
shit happens