Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
a_nicole11 0
wow !
stephvig 0
I moved from NY to Arkansas 10 years ago. I love it here!!! You have to love it when you buy a house and show pics to your family back home and they say "WOW I could never afford a house like that here in NY". Love the lower cost of living!!! I still need to get to the diamond mine. Have been wanting to do that for a LONG time!!
DustinLovesEmily 0
Hey maybe I will meet her :) I live in Arkansas as well
sexybeastsexybea 0
it's okay silly ur ladygagaslover u don't need her. refer to username
hoover_233 0
Arkansas is actually really cool! But you wouldnt know because you dont live here. Your lose not theirs!
Anemited 0
If that would happen to me, i would go home, smoke a joint, go out with some friends to a gentlemen club, and find another girlfriend when im still stoned, otherways ill make myself too much trouble the next morning.
Countryboy42 3
Theres nothing wrong with Arkansas....Haha who am i kidding this place is a shit hole im leaving as soon as i can!!!!
danggitserinn201 0
FAIL
kiketag 0
hey I live in Arkansas :D but still that sucks
meganndelaney 0
i livebin arkansasssss