LadyGagasLOVER
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
BrokenAndHurt
Gilmanton, United States
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
mook05
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Double shift
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
sadface
United States
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Lexxxiii
Stuck
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Anonymous
Waverly, United States
Think before you move
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Ohnowhy
Awkward...
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Lisetteeex3 3
Just kidnap your girlfriend and take her to Vegas for real fun.
brichewyy 0
haha I live in Arkansas :-| .
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Comments (182)
1summitash 1
sucks for them and everyone else in bullshit states like Arkansas... Mississippi, Louisiana, alabama, Georgia and all the other shit states in the bible belt/south
_Vamp_ 9
Here we go again. We've spotted another ignorant prick who thinks the south is "bullshit". I bet you also think that we don't have electricity or shoes. Then again, we do have an epic amount of hillbillies and obese people... Ok, you're SOMEWHAT right. HaHa
horatio10 0
ya I'm pretty sure the bible belts the best place to be 103. better than being a Yankee, I say.
ash86 5
Everything's better in the south women know how to cook and clean at least...
dogbite14 2
Arkansas has a lot to do, you just have to know where to look. I enjoy living here.
perdix 31
Too bad. I'll bet you miss him a lot.
ITrollYourFail 0
I don't blame 'em with a screen name like LadyGagasLOVER.
MoJoThundRpants 0
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
reapkid420 3
i live in arkansas
xxxviii 5
Correction, wouldnt that be HIS g/f is going with him?,,hahahahahaha
JokeMeister 0
THAT'S COOOLD-BLOODED!!
xjerseyedge 0
your ganna hear his bed slamming against the wall all the way from Arkansas! bang *moan* bang bang boom *moan* boom boom *MOANNN* that big moan is obviously the climax......
JakeTheGr8 0
Why the hell would you want to move to Arkansas?