Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch...

By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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nick347b 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:59

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

baconstrips 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:01

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

Comments

icy37 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:41

Is it really that bad? Personally I reckon FMLs should be like the guy who shat himself at a dinner party, not this.

icy37 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:47

Oh, just read the rules. I'm sorry, no need to moderate me Alan. Seriously, no need

Inspired22 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:49

Thank you, Alan. This site would be depressing if everyone's life sucked as a whole who submitted stories. The funny facepalm moments are what keep us coming back and laughing again and again.

leadman1989 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:46

You live ONE state over... "thinks about it".... **** IT I'll make the drive! PM me ;p

awksome 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:01

omg he's a girl :) tell him you don't like dating anymore because you're scared your ex will find out.. see if that does anything.. if not, dumping is the word you're looking for :)

lightzonlycast 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:13

It must suck dating tim tebow op.

Trystan777 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 10:15

I'd say, quite simply, dump that pussy and find a real man to play with those *******. Any MAN knows that mama cares, but mama don't have to know. And any "man" that fears anything from mama while over 20 needs to get his balls cut off so she can hang them from her rearview mirror.