Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch...

By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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nick347b 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:59

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

baconstrips 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:01

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

Comments

autumnisintheair 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 17:57

I don't see why it's a big deal that's he's not touching your boobs.. Get over it.

poemqueen 15

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:02

OP really have some self respect. You have a bunch of desperate guys throwing themselves at you. And yet you have a boyfriend who apparently is one of the last few gentlemen around. Get over it.

immortal628 20

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:11

By age 20, he really should be a man rather than a boy.

JinxosGirl87 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:17

He's probably sheltered and raised to believe that sex is a bad thing and his parents ensure that their 20 yr old has the brain of a 9 yr old. I knew a guy who was 17 and thought that males and females had the same parts and his parents were proud! of that. I suggest you find someone else if you want someone who'll be sexually active with you.