Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML
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nick347b 6
Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.
baconstrips 12
Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!
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Comments (202)
autumnisintheair 7
I don't see why it's a big deal that's he's not touching your boobs.. Get over it.
poemqueen 15
OP really have some self respect. You have a bunch of desperate guys throwing themselves at you. And yet you have a boyfriend who apparently is one of the last few gentlemen around. Get over it.
immortal628 20
By age 20, he really should be a man rather than a boy.
JinxosGirl87 0
He's probably sheltered and raised to believe that sex is a bad thing and his parents ensure that their 20 yr old has the brain of a 9 yr old. I knew a guy who was 17 and thought that males and females had the same parts and his parents were proud! of that. I suggest you find someone else if you want someone who'll be sexually active with you.
xNephilim 19
Seriously??? At 17?! How in the hell did his parents shelter him for that long?! And THAT well?
niamah 11
Push him to ask for permission, quick!
KingaScr 0
ur boyfriend is a pussyy
sematariux 7
If you weren't 15 itd be different, OP XD
KiddNYC1O 22
Hahaha
LoveYouBabyBoys 8
Break up with him !
iamthefire 3
but...they're boobs :[