Intimacy: Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish...

By Ewwwwno - 19/09/2017 11:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML

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Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:03

What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....

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Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:05

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