Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that having a "praise kink" is apparently not normal. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought wanting validation was something that applied to everyone. How comforting it is to know that regularly seeking approval from others is considered abnormal. My mental health is real messed up. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Lily_Rain77 25
What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....
KrazyKatz3 26
How did you find out...?
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Talented73 54
Shrimpin'?