Intimacy: Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish...

By Ewwwwno - 19/09/2017 11:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML

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Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By imgay - 23/06/2015 02:20 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML

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Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Validate me please - 22/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that having a "praise kink" is apparently not normal. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought wanting validation was something that applied to everyone. How comforting it is to know that regularly seeking approval from others is considered abnormal. My mental health is real messed up. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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Lily_Rain77 25

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:03

What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....

KrazyKatz3 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:05

How did you find out...?

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Bubbilility 27

Tuesday 12 September 2017 11:50

I love FMLs like these, they make my family seem so normal.

kuba22542 2

Sunday 17 September 2017 18:10

it could be incest

Cav86 5

Saturday 30 September 2017 2:36

It’s definitely incest ?

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:01

Some things just run in the family ?

Lily_Rain77 25

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:03

What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 20 September 2017 2:07

Knees

KrazyKatz3 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:05

How did you find out...?

DMo42 13

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:33

ikr. is that normal dinner talk.

Cav86 5

Saturday 30 September 2017 2:38

They had a family orgy, thus finding out they’re all into incest

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:10

By your reaction, maybe both.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:20

What's the fetish?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 20 September 2017 16:20

The fetish, not a fetish. I want to know too!

arioch_fml 20

Tuesday 19 September 2017 22:03

Asking the OP'S fetish, not the definition lol.

iny0urjuicebox 7

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:22

Is it an incest fetish? If so, your future family reunions are gonna siiick!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 19 September 2017 21:09

At least they'd all have fun.

Megan Cole 8

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:35

Well what is it, and how did you find out??

AlysiaChanel 16

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:38

That just depends on the fetish..

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