Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (275)
No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0
he can choose to not be involved however our awesome court system can tell him he still has to pay child support if you're lucky they will just dock it from his paycheck. do the American thing and take him to court
sportsnut 0
YDI YDI YDI...have you ever heard of this thing called birth control and if you're not on that, why not use a condom? Or, an even better idea, why not use both! omg, i think i may have just discovered a near foolproof way of avoiding pregnancy!!! and if you still let him blow his load in your stank hole, why not use this other fantastic invention called Plan B?! Put being a ***** and mounting the same guy aside for a minute...you two were just ******* stupid for not using protection. I hope both of you got a venereal disease to boot.
itsme88 0
This sucks, but have you heard of a condom? It protects you from disease and pregnancy. And why are you having one night stands? Sorry, but YDI. Lesson learned, I hope.
blastvortex 4
Heh, heh. It doesn't matter if he moved out of state because he's still required to pay child support. He deserves it for being an idiot. Of course, the same goes for you. Have fun with your little bundles of joy.
Monkeybuttorama 0
there are so many methods of birth control on the market these days that there is simply no excuse for getting knocked up from a one night stand. YDI for being irresponsible. pill, shot, ring, implants galore and all sorts of spermicides and *hello* condoms? I bet he said "ooh I don't like the way it feels" and you two were both dumb enough to say "ooh what's the worst that could happen?!" I hope he also gave you herpes.
Lionhawk 0
Yikes.
imahappeemoocow 0
CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS goddammit you and your friend must be stupid! im surprised you got lucky with a baby and not an STI. jesus
Vitamin_C 0
it's so sweet when a **** finds another **** for a bestfriend!!!
europe_rocks 0
this is gross
executivemom 0
I feel sorry for your kids. have fun explaining it to them in a few years.