Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Starfire22 5
That sucks but ydi, I don't understand how people can randomly sleep with people, I respect myself too much to sleep with random people or have one-night stands... It's not cool and it can have severe consequences. I hope that you give the child up for adoption because judging from this fml you seem very irresponsible...
npk88 0
agreed....and wow some of the comments on here about abortion are pretty ridiculous. I understand being "pro choice" and consider myself to be pro-choice...but "pro abortion"...ie; trying to tell somebody else that they SHOULD have an abortion and that clotheshanger comment...wow. I really feel sorry for the person who thinks there "doesn't need to be any more people in this world"; must have one hell of a depressing life to think like that!
Nick86 0
I agree. Well put.
wordgirl 0
Congratulations on having no standards (both sleeping with a complete loser) and being stupid enough to get pregnant while having no way to ensure that he sticks around to help you with your LIFE-CHANGING "accident." You're both morons. I hope you had enough good sense or luck to at least know some particulars about him, like full name and address, so that at least you can get child support. Way to ruin your life, chick.
myfriend_youfail 3
YDI for ******* him without bothering to make sure you had protective measures in place. Stupid people shouldn't breed. -__- Same for your friend. FYL because the dad is a deadbeat. Sue him for child support. And then KEEP YOUR LEGS SHUT.
sarcdude 3
It's too late for them to keep them shut. On top of that they'll have to open them again to push the baby out.
i_luv_cheese 0
*****
dacho 7
Your kids are going to have twooo moooommiiiiieeees *_*
Lv2drum930 1
i guess as a man ill never understand, but under these circumstance why would you possibly both keep the babies? if i were a woman and it were me i wouldnt even think about it, i wouldnt want to raise some random guys kid, especially if he did the same thing to my friend/roomate....
janise 2
She probably doesn't think her child should be punished because she made a mistake and the dad is an ass. I don't get it when people say children should be aborted or put up for adoption because the dad is a jerk. It's not the unborn child's fault.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
It's not only his child, it's her child too. She would be raising her own flesh and blood.
spank_u_veryhard 0
whose heard of a condom? anyone? anyone? bueller?
muboshgu 0
was this a joint one night stand, or two separate one night stands?
loucifer667 0
i guess if you share a brain, why not share a run-away from responsibilities low-life.
Shinygirlnz 1
You stupid skags.