Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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Top comments
thxnder 14
Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...
MrCareless 17
Find another roommate OP.
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Comments (61)
xbrit551 13
what costs that much?
Senseless_487 29
Good alcohol?
rocker_chick23 27
A nice bottle of wine or really good alcohol.
xbrit551 13
better be one big ass bottle.
SilverSet 16
Imported alcohol usually, and top shelf brands. Mostly though expensive alcohol is aged, sometime 20+ years.
Zebediabolical 45
I've got an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label that I bought in 2002 that cost me $200 at the time. It goes for closer to $275 now. I purchased it for a specific reason that fell through, so I'm waiting for it to come around again before I open it.
greeneyebeauty9 28
You guys need a serious talk on boundaries. That's a huge pet peeve of mine. DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF.
Nuclear101 4
Tell her you put de-naturized alcohol in it after she drinks another bottle.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
where exactly did she say that her roommate drinks Ops alcohol?
iunpossible 15
Op wasn't exactly being subtle with her directed sarcasm.
fygame 9
set a revenge trap. fill empty bottles with pee
foxwasalamb 24
yeah i agree with you. when i find bottles lying around filled with yellow nastiness that smells foul, my first instinct is to drink it
tashahoneyy 13
Yep, time to get a new roommate and ask for $150...make sure they're not forgeries
garebear61 14
Stealing is such a low thing Imo.
winchestinalock 21
cos turning water into wine is so 2000 years ago lol anyways you need to have a talk with your roommate OP
zandalee 20
Hide all of the rest of your valuables! Actually if I was you I would just move or tell her to.
rocker_chick23 27
Make her buy you a new bottle and kick her out.
Witchylady 18
Water is hydrating and healthier. But yes your room mate is a thief. Maybe you should take some money out of her purse and replace it with Monopoly money ? And see how she likes that?!!!!!
ItsJustMe1616 26
So long as OP keeps the money to potentially give back to her. Even though the roommate deserves it, something tells me this revenge could backfire on OP and get her in some legal trouble. Which would definitely make replacing that 150 dollar bottle a lot harder to do than it already appears to be.