Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
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Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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Top comments
thxnder 14
Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...
MrCareless 17
Find another roommate OP.
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Comments (61)
Ki11erC 18
$150? What are you drinking? Gold? Even some really good 40 year old scotch is not even that much.
Zebediabolical 43
I have never in the past 15 years seen a 40 year old scotch for under $150. In my experience, that's more around the 20 year old price range. Unless it's heavily discounted because no one likes it.
squarecircles 13
Guess you now know where to hide your alcohol then. Under lock & key. Or just boot your roomie out, that is if they don't somehow replace that bottle.
icepick23 12
Do this--Just give the liquor bottle full of water to your friend anyway. Tell your friend not to open it; to save it for her wedding day. That should buy you enough time to one secretly replace it with a real bottle of liquor one day.
SPARTAN11810 9
I guess you could say that she's watering down your alcohol
wafflefriez91 17
don't spend that kind of money on alcohol.
yumetoyuki 2
I'd make her pay for it, then remove her and get a new roomie. Your roommate's a total jerk.
Saraishi 25
Demand compensation.
PeachiePrincess 16
Kick her ass out!
floatablebullet 7
Pee in a Jose Cuervo bottle and add in little tequila for smell, then tell her not to drink it, If she hasn't already learned a lesson, she will very quickly.
Mad2241 2
if someone I knew did that to me I would make them pay every dollar that I spent