Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
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thxnder 14
Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...
MrCareless 17
Find another roommate OP.
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Comments (61)
kelsorg 21
she thinks she's slick.
Adam5858 17
If you were that made you could sue him/her.Right?
foxwasalamb 24
over a bottle of alcohol? damn son, if it was that easy we'd all be suing each other
Sangue0608 26
I wouldn't say sue, but OP could have their roommate charged with theft.
Dthsapprntc 23
What I am curious about is how the roommate thought OP wouldn't notice that the seal on the bottle was broken. Since it was intended as a gift I am assuming OP never opened the bottle.
goreajek 13
Hehehehe i find it funny how so many people assume its vodka.... Lol... But it probably is considering its popularity. :s
Sangue0608 26
or maybe tequila
clrichmond2009 24
except tequila isn't clear so the water would make the color way off.
smokecloud_ 37
Unaged tequila is clear. Mmm. I want some Patron now..
clrichmond2009 24
oh! I didn't know that! my mistake. I've always gone with Cuervo.
False_Stupidity 41
Given that OP paid $150 for the bottle, i'd hazard a guess that it's very well aged, whatever it is and probably not clear unless it is vodka.
foxwasalamb 24
im curious as to the username. is it meat like what you eat, or the other more delicious "meat"? im guessing it says no more meat for you
Plexia 9
*Who
MegamiKaosu 28
This reminds me of when the booze in my house was slowly going down and with 5 people in the house it was hard to narrow down. One night we (boyfriend and I) were drinking with one of them who said they could handle the amount and ended up really sick and hung over for two days. Needless to say, our booze never disappeared again.
weveallbeenthere 30
swap it out for vinegar or some other liquid of the same color.
organolithium_fml 9
If the bottle was meant to be a present, did your roommate thought that you wouldn't notice that it has been opened? Sorry for you OP, on top of being a thieving roommate, he's also pretty stupid.
amarie2009 22
Pee in the bottle, that will teach her!!!