By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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artsavage13 0

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It's not the *******... it's the "holier than though" we don't need no (sex) education attitude that makes you deserve this on every level. A couple of condoms and/or the pill would have made this exponentially less likely. Lucky for you, France has one of the best healthcare systems in the world. 8 weeks isn't too late to get that abortion! ^_^

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CallMeHush 0

Abstinence works every time it is tried, since your not going to have" that time of the month" for a while, you can have the EPIC FAIL of the month award.

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borabora1991 0

maybe you can show them your belly and what happened when you werent abstinent, thatll really scare the pants off of them!! but then again, thats not really what youre going for is it...

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HBubble 3

YDI for belonging to such a pathetic group

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BikerMike 0

Just tell your group that it is a Immaculate Conception.

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JaggedJacii 0

Tell them that God appeared to you and said you're going to have that baby. Abstinence. Only 99.9% protection against unwanted pregnancy.

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MisterZzyzx 0

Way to go ho! Next time keep your legs closed, or at the very least, use protection.

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MetalCraze 11

YDI for being a hypocrite and a *****

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