By TwistedCherub1 - United States
Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
TwistedCherub1 tells us more :
To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.
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  Ambient25  |  24

Good thing he's not a rapper. "It's only in the morning and I wake up the tower cuz I love it when my homies drop the soap in the shower". ....wait what??

  Ambient25  |  24

#50 touch what? You're not the one #40 responded to. Now GTFO before I make you walk down the street with 3 shoes. 2 on your feet and 1 in your ass. Sucker.

  XSimpleDesignX  |  18

63, that's why I said "I think."
Also, if they want to share with the world (anonymously) about their digestion issues, one would think they would have no problem saying whether or not they contained it.