Maybe OP can become the author of a book about his digestion issues.

and that's why it was approved by the moderators!

I actually feel bad for his coworkers. Op is showing the inmates the proper way to smuggle shit in the ass...

Good thing he's not a rapper. "It's only in the morning and I wake up the tower cuz I love it when my homies drop the soap in the shower". ....wait what??

She definitely has a good way of describing things. I can picture her trying not to squirm at the gates.

Fuck I just realized it's by a woman.... :(...all I can think of is FYL for having that job

#47, I think most people know how to smuggle shit in their ass.

I've had quite a bit of RedStripe...I go home in 5 days! ZOmg

I feel ya OP Corrections can be a pain somedays;) and I'm sure your gallery had a good laugh!

Well ambient, when you wake up tomorrow I'm sure you'll feel like an idiot for posting those, but on the bright side congrats on going home soon.

Ambient, your first comment got thumbed up while the next 4 got quite the opposite. You should've quit while you were ahead there.

Karma is taking its toll. I feel sick

That was hardly relevant to the FML.

#2 Just stop.

#40 - can't touch this.

#50 touch what? You're not the one #40 responded to. Now GTFO before I make you walk down the street with 3 shoes. 2 on your feet and 1 in your ass. Sucker.

#53 Whoa man! calm down! it's just a comment no need to get violent!

So #53 gets upvoted but #61 gets downvoted? What? This community has some issues..

And 53, I believe 50 said can't touch this after #40 said stop... As in, "stop, can't touch this".

The FML communities lack of a sense of humor is becoming more and more serious as 2014 rolls along.

I can tell that a lot of thought went into this comment.

Any old convict can smuggle drugs in,but to smuggle then out, you need a dietarily distressed gaurd.

We don't know that...

16, for some reason I think the FML would've went a different direction if he or she hadn't been able to contain it.

#18 Or she just didn't want the world knowing the whole story? Assuming makes an ass out of you and me:D

63, that's why I said "I think." Also, if they want to share with the world (anonymously) about their digestion issues, one would think they would have no problem saying whether or not they contained it.

#74 to each their own right?

And now I understand why your username is what it is.

*locks door*

*throws away key*