Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Top comments
Mister_Triangle 21
Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.
Pwn17 25
It was probably feeling blue.
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Comments (76)
Pareidolia101 15
Sometime in the future the same thing will happen again. The Blu-ray will be the one jealous of whatever awesome new thing comes next. Then the awesome new thing will become jealous of a more awesome newer thing. I wonder what the most advanced product will be when the cycle finally stops.
NeatNit 33
technically the only difference between DVD and blu-ray (and CD) is how many bits you can squeeze into a disc. I have a feeling the next technology is not going to be much different.
Shade1982 21
Reapers?
monnanon 14
blue ray actually has a different colour of laser which is a more precise beam. cd and dvd use the same (i think its red) blue ray is blue and can read more data from a smaller space.
graceinsheepwear 34
Damn, are we gonna have to scorch the sky?
kdbernie10 3
Poor DVD player. It just wants love and you show it nothing but hate. I can't say I blame it for rebelling.
hienzburgess 9
actually maybe you should learn to stow things away properly instead of just shoving things into your closet.
that_band_nerd 22
Sabotage?
NeatNit 33
This is why I still actively use my VCR.
Futacy 30
Time to get Netflix bro.
worldclassrager 41
Then the Blu Ray will be jealous due to online streaming...
blackgirllb 12
why would you betray him
guci101 14
Sounds like its going for the sloth approach... (Rape?)
Fedezzer 20
Did your record player do the same when you bought an iPod?