Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Top comments
Mister_Triangle 21
Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.
Pwn17 25
It was probably feeling blue.
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Comments (76)
AngrySailor 17
Or you did a shitty job placing it up there?
Ameel_fml 19
That's what the DVD Player wants you to think.
hienzburgess 9
are you 4 years old? ^
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I know a girl who has a 2 year old that plays Call Of Duty and is pretty damn good at it.
NeatNit 33
He can probably kick my ass then. I don't know why but I just stink at FPSs. 42 you're clueless.
Joe9024 20
Toss that guy in the basement that'll teach it!!
MzZombicidal 36
Mom is taking over!
ManInTheMachine 20
Wow, I just finish reading Robopocalypse and then this shit happens? I'm going to lock myself with a stuffed animal in my basement now.
Sinistra_Blue 12
I think you have the least to worry about of all of us. Actually, how do we know you're not really a spy for the machines?
ManInTheMachine 20
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jw90 18
The machines will rise!
ImGucci 8
"Blast" from the past
pedinhuh 23
That's why I don't keep old stuff at home...
Enslaved 38
Ever watch "The Dark Night" on Blu-ray? Caked on make up and close-up blemishes! :P
dontpanic_fml 32
The Dark Knight?
perdix 31
#36, no, she means the **** version, like "Forrest Hump" or "The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants."
dontpanic_fml 32
Why haven't I been made aware of this before?
chuka81 27
Are you trying to scare me out of buying a new T.V?
perdix 31
"Hell hath no fury like a video format scorned!"