Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Top comments
Mister_Triangle 21
Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.
Pwn17 25
It was probably feeling blue.
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Comments (76)
worldclassrager 41
IT'S ALIVE!
Californialuvv 7
I'm just glad your t.v is updated.
FlyingPie 17
First world problems..
imaginaryvoice 18
He just needs attention... Keep him with the VCR. They'll keep each other company. Maybe together the DVD and VCR will make a beautiful little DVCR
Jiplo 18
Sell that shit.
sirspankalot 11
I see the bop on your head has affected your thinking.
LyraAlluse 25
The robot invasion has just begun. First the DVD players will plot against us followed shortly after by the cellpones, computers, and tablets. Also, the Xbox One will be the supreme robot overlord.
LyraAlluse 25
Sounds good to me. Those are the perfect movie snacks.
_Just_My_Luck 15
That machine is thirsty
Obey_StudBoii 23
Sound's like a drive to the Goodwill.
Tblankk34 8
I knew the terminator was a true story!