Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
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NiceOldMan 11
Neither do I
knights95 9
I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.
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Comments (146)
katiecherrie 4
lol it's probably the same shit anyway
Wolfgang12345 4
She must be Russian. Russians are fearless.
CattyPurry 0
no she's from Canada.
wisericky 12
hobos* -.-
sxe_beast 11
Just because they live in Canada doesn't mean they can't be Russian?!
Maximus_Axiom 7
Russians are smart not fearless.
Renesaga 8
55 - You obviously aren't Russian. You aren't smart enough to know they are fearless! Muahaha.
Acadania 0
FPSrussia
cdninf 4
Russians living in Manitoba....Ya right, That's like Russians living in Mexico. Sorry my Manitoban friends.
KennKenn 0
At least she doesn't clean your clothes with it.
kaylapple 1
you wouldve been ok with it, had your mom not told you.
wisericky 12
i get wild animals and homos to lick my dishes clean. its better for the environment.
wisericky 12
hobos* -.-
BOOSCAREDU 0
Okay thank god you meant hobos not homos
flockz 20
one time i let a hobo clean my dishes, but then he stole them for crack money. in my anger i chopped down three trees. so i must have a dishwasher.
darlingdollie 24
autocorrect
wisericky 12
Hell no, autocorrect is for bitches.
flakitaa22 0
that's cuuz there's nothing wrong with it... I've washed em with laundry detergent when we're out of soap also. . At least there getting washed!
mysoubriquet 3
As long as they are rinsed and your dishes aren't porous, you're fine -- same as dish soap needs to be rinsed. Are you afraid to sit your ass on a freshly cleaned toilet? BTW, dishwasher soap is probably way stronger than bathroom cleanser. It has to break down food... you know, organic material similar to what you're made of.
maurambie 9
She's trying to kill you...
I_only_say_LOL 6
LOL
music87 14
....that is dangerous.