Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
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NiceOldMan 11
Neither do I
knights95 9
I use bathroom cleaning supplies as mouthwash.
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Comments (146)
NomadicFlo 4
My question is what kind of shit do you eat on those dishes?
bigbadtim 7
As long as she doesn't rinse them in the toilet.
faillover 0
oh i'm sure it'll be okay although if you start seeing fuzzy pink elephants them you know who to blame
ghettojoker 4
my mom does the very same thing lol
mlexi21 5
Hit a bitch?
KillerSong 11
Well, at least she washes them :/
shibbysgirl 4
My dad used to use washing up liquid when we ran outta bubble bath, got us clean
s24sammy 8
its no
kaykay20 0
As long as it hasn't touched the toilet or bathtub and can kill germs then it's ok to use with water to clean dishes.
mckirocks 5
Op stated that she uses bathroom cleaner not just the sink in there
jazz23 2
I've seen people washing there hands with ajax lol
kaykay20 0
So have I it helps to wash off grease and oil after working on a car or kill germs after handling meat.