Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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mustangbravo 27
They're ggggrrrreat!
Shayn_25 18
I think she was just trying to give you the natural GH, that formula and normal milk doesn't offer?
Darkness_Hate 29
Saving money has its cons..
Myo_fml 20
pros*
Darkness_Hate 29
Thumbs up for Xena.
Eloxia 7
Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "They're Great!" But breast milk isn't bad for you, and this seems better than breastfeeding you until you were 7. Regular milk comes out of a cows boob. No one complains.
isisorchid 16
You prefer the breast milk of a cow, whose udder and teats hang under its arse? Lol.
marcranger 28
Sorry, OP. That's disgusting. And even IF there were any benefits to drinking breast milk for that long (huge if--the latest research on this matter is showing that, contrary to earlier studies, there's no significant difference between kids who were breast and formula fed...earlier studies weren't controlling for factors like parents' education, income levels, access to parenting resources, and ones that HAVE controlled for these factors haven't found any distinction in health or IQ of the kids involved...sorry, lactivists) it seems they'd be outweighed by having the sort of mother who would sneak breast milk into your cereal. I hope you got waaaay the hell away, OP.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Your ignorance makes me sad...
vixypixys 13
Breastmilk develops your brain to it's full potential, so it does actually make a difference to IQ, that's not to say there aren't stupid breastfed kids and very smart formula fed children, it's just fact. There are huge differences between formula and breastmilk, formula cannot develop a strong stomach lining as well as breastmilk can, which can cause health problems, formula doesn't change to meet your babies current needs at the touch of lips to a bottle like breast does. Formula is a fantastic invention but it's still not in any way a replication of breastmilk, it simply cannot replicate it and that's not a problem as long as formula grows healthy babies. It doesn't change the facts on breastfeeding there's no need to get defensive about them because you just look butthurt and uneducated.
tbro47 23
I will say one thing, I was never breastfed. I had extreme allergies as a kid until around the time I hit puberty, but now, I rarely have allergic reactions to anything and at most I might get sick once a year even when mixed with contagious people. I believe my immune system has been boosted by constantly having to fight off various things when I was younger. Currently working on a second college degree with a 3.0 GPA so not all formula fed infants turn out dumb. There is a balance between nature and nurture. Environmental factors, socioeconomic factors, food, drinks, it all plays a part in the end result. You can say that breast milk is healthier than formula, but not that it makes babies smarter
Patriots21 14
As someone in the medical field, I assure you the latest and most reputable research has shown extreme benefits from breastfeeding. Children who are breastfed tend to have higher IQs, have less allergies, are more socially adept (perhaps involving the role of oxytocin which has been implicated as deficient in autism spectrum disorders) and develop less infections. There is debate whether breastfeeding can help prevent certain cancers as well. As for the mothers, breastfeeding promotes bonding and is the number one best way to lost pregnancy weight.
csd_fml 5
you do know all milk is breast milk, right? just from other species ...
Badkarma4u 17
Exactly! I'll never understand how drinking breast milk made for humans, by a human is disgusting and drinking breast milk for an animal from an animal is not.
ladyg228 15
Great comment!! It's so true that people are grossed by something that's sustained human life since the beginning of time but jump at the idea of milk from another species that essential depletes your body's calcium supply.
militarybrat 21
Almonds and coconuts have breasts? How did I never notice?
bigdog80 10
what you should be scared about is if it was all your mom's. .. °_°
chronicB 19
got milk?
prostar9993 15
What's the big deal? It clearly didn't bother you back then and didn't cause you any harm. Maybe she just wanted to save a few bucks to buy you more toys.