Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Franco24 0
well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.
Doortje 30
Run, run, as fast as you can!
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Comments (90)
cdcsfinest 0
ur a sancho
Vaesive 0
Sliz-zut!
Pinkskullsblackb 0
Leave her right now or make her divorce
LifeSuckz0415 0
What a bitch!!
rmeyer6 0
you've got a keeper!
Personification 5
Invest in a gun. Or two.
Sarah__917 14
So fake
bobman51 15
This really needs a follow uo
bobman51 15
*follow up