Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Franco24 0
well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.
Doortje 30
Run, run, as fast as you can!
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Comments (90)
RonRon951 0
ouch
gunman15 4
before the week is over RUN AWAY very far like to mixico once there change your name to pablo and live the rest of your life there
allisoncaitlin 1
you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man?
luigi702 0
who knows maybe he went gay in prison you may still live through this maybe..... lol
iHateThisLife 10
if ur lucky he'll b a repeat offender and go back to Jail in a week!
trackstar16 0
damn some of you ppl are fuuuuucked up.
rhsfender 5
g.t.f.o.o.t.
AerBear 0
Idk..even if a crazed ex-con wasnt coming to kill and/or rape you I'd still break up with the chick for lying to you for 4 years. Just saying. Your life isnt ******, just live and learn and find someone better.
AerBear 0
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fjretsel 1
good. now you can have a threesome. I think he wants to show you a few things he learnt in prison.