Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Franco24 0
well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.
Doortje 30
Run, run, as fast as you can!
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Comments (90)
CallMeHush 1
The "prison clause" is a bitch but I bet they have one hell of a reunion.
valri3 0
Run forest! Run!
Lulu714 0
hahaha WIN!
Korro 8
your all heart. thanks for filling the void for her. charity beautiful thing,, who's nexed
Kua_Mei 0
This comment makes no sense.
knoll4007 3
hahaha thanks you just cleared the air for a comment whom is otherwise making no logic(:
justbigbs 6
at lest she not your wife too, that would be a total fyl
SweetieLish 0
Oh dear. You're gonna get shanked.
bmiller2047 0
Run, bitch! Run!
tallerguy87 0
just dump her dude. she's lied to you the whole four years so what else is she lying about to you
Fuknmetalchick 0
Screw her a few more times then pack up and RUN!
larocquee20 0
haha you shoulda found out ahead of time, its going to suck for you when he is out :P get ready for a ****-meat Sandwhich !
TiffanyBlews27 0
RUN. Or pray to God that he didn't go to jail for violence of any sort. If he didn't, then just try to explain that you had no idea & weren't told about him. If he's a violent man... Seriously, RUN. Run fast, & lay low for a while. Change your phone number in case the guy checks his wife's phone.