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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 677

You deserved it 1 665

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 231

You deserved it 3 543

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 957

You deserved it 89 284

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 252

You deserved it 2 998

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 76 819

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 449

You deserved it 3 708

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 768

You deserved it 3 336

By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 352

You deserved it 52 567

By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 993

You deserved it 171

By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 861

You deserved it 5 656

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 146

You deserved it 2 710

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 1 October 2018 17:10

Seems fair. Pay attention to her, or you'll have to put them in there yourself in the future.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 2 October 2018 12:18

Don't puke in my belly button, or we're through.

Comments

littlekellilee 45

Monday 15 October 2018 2:32

That snot cool.

indienerdgirl 27

Monday 15 October 2018 2:37

Ewww. What a child.

Jerry Leberer 12

Monday 15 October 2018 7:13

#byefelicia

zuckerburg 21

Monday 15 October 2018 8:12

Good. Because who the hell gets so entrenched in a tv show you literally don't know whats happening around you or to your own body?

SJKatt 15

Monday 15 October 2018 20:33

I'm surprised that the votes swing more towards "Your life sucks" than "you deserve it" because, lmfao, you really did deserve that. Either pay more attention to your girlfriend or find a girlfriend who is comfortable receiving less attention.

DRjba1979 5

Tuesday 16 October 2018 3:19

The fact that you date someone who picks their nose indicates that you deserve it.

Takegami 22

Wednesday 17 October 2018 4:37

Welp, she’s a keeeper

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 20 October 2018 3:28

Well that's SNOT polite!

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