Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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indigodemigod 0
snickerdoodles you are by far the most arrogant, obnoxious, and immature person I've ever had the displeasure of seeing post. I sincerely hope you get impregnated and infected with an STD at the same time.
amayasoma 19
Ok, reading at a comment before they said that condoms are banned in that country. I'm not sure if that is true but if so that could be a reason why they didn't use one. And if they didn't use a condom sex should have been the last thing on their mind. Personally, me, I would get tested before hand especially considering that anyone could have diseases. Better to know ahead of time instead of later.
OIFMedic 0
Mindy has STD's!!!! talking from experience I see, how much was the ER bill Mindy?
onnielief 4
Call your ex, and his new girlfriend! It really sucks, but you shoul have used protection!
RileyL29 0
Snickerdoodles actually makes an excellent, logical point. If one chooses to be sexually active and not even practice safe sex, why should anyone feel sorry for that person who gets an STD? Lesson learned, hopefully.
adamsk1 0
and what if the condom broke? no one knows the whole story or situation!
OIFMedic 0
bravo!!!! #30...well put!! lol
djavalanche 0
snicker lets have unprotected sex. call me
Fedor_is_KING 0
O.o WTF? Hahaha
kaykay07 0
obviously she didn't know he had an STD before sleeping with him, she wouldn't post an FML about it. I'm all for abstinence, I'm abstinent. but if he's got an STD that isn't visible yet (some takes time to be visible, but is still contagious), then she would've caught it just the same if married.
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
she could have used a condom… maybe it broke? they're not 100%.
UK_fml 0
I know how! by being a ***** and spreading the desease to another manwhore which do the contagion to a decent person that after she did her regular check-up found out the bad news and all the information went back to you.