Today, my boyfriend bitched about the fact that I hadn't purchased parking to attend the football game I got us tickets for as his birthday present ($750). I purchased parking for $190 and now he’s bitching that I didn’t buy pregame passes - another $170! FML
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Today, my husband told me he wants a $600 birthday gift. He doesn't understand why I said that wasn't happening, and is now mad at me. Not only can we not afford that, he only spent less than $10 on my birthday gift last month. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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1known 31
Sell the tickets, he doesn’t deserve them.
mike3775 36
Like I told all my kids, if someone is like that, ditch them, not worth it
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mike3775 36
Like I told all my kids, if someone is like that, ditch them, not worth it
RichardPencil 30
I'd bitch too if someone half-assed it for me on my birthday. Pfft! I'll bet you cheaped out and didn't spring for the post-game party pass. I won't even mention the post-post-game party pass. Oops! I just did.
poopface82 23
Jeebus ****, where in the blue hell does parking cost $190 for one game? (I actually looked it up - Cleveland. So you’re presumably dating a Browns fan. Which means he’s crabby for that reason.)
1known 31
Sell the tickets, he doesn’t deserve them.
Sonotsuave 35
******* dump him. If he’s not grateful you spent practically a grand on his ass then he’s not the one. My parents have been married for 35 years and I don’t think either one of them has ever gotten the other such an extravagant gift for a regular birthday. I’ve been dating my boyfriend two years and even though he insisted to cover our 3 grand anniversary Cleveland trip, I didn’t let him and paid him back for my share, 50/50. He should be crying with joy of what a great girlfriend he has to do all that for him & spend that much, not whining and demanding more. Don’t date ungrateful and spoiled people
Yudith 25
Sounds like somebody owns his girlfriend a huuuuuuge birthday gift.
Jesse Duff 15
you mean your ex, correct, cause if i spent anywhere close to what you spent, and they whined, id scalp the tickets and use the cash as a recovery fund for the breakup.
SJKatt 15
Leave this man immediately.