Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Bad dude
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Mixing it up
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
STI TMI
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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Comments (242)
angelkissezxox 3
wow bickerdoodles, you say she should have known before she had sex with him well obviously you dont know thibgs can get pretty heated up and your not thinking about if they have herpes or not, but of cource since u couldnt geta bf you wouldnt know
brianjman14 23
shut the **** up niggadoodles. every1 here actually really hates u, and ur posts ruin the laughing at the fml for me u ho. and who really waits for sex after marriage? we all want sex now and idc if I don't use condom and condoms don't always work and they can break, dumbass. Jesus u r so ugly too, u look like someone at my school who is a loser, seriously u actually look like her, might not be surprised if ur her mom, but seriously I hate u so much, get off fml
indigodemigod 0
diaf or in a car wreck. you're the most stuck up and ignorant poster on fml. I loathe you.
relyo 0
OMFG you actually created an FML account specifically to flame a 16 year old girl! You need to go to the nearest clinic and sterilize yourself. You've failed the "Part of the human race" test.
ishankedyourcat 0
damn , that's horrible
iluvfood3000 0
how ya find out?!?!? :))
Blue_Coconuts 7
Snickerdoodle is like 15 isn't she?
feverinurbeaver 0
I like to have monkey doodle sex.
Monikabug 9
@89, 16 according to her profile, and so what? Most of her comments have more substance than 80% of every other comment on this website. Snick is witty and clever and the only reason people mess with her is to try and one-up her, in other words, just to be a troll. :)
Freeze_fml 17
She's 16 and definitely not married. This whole no condom argument is bull. It helps prevent catching it, not eliminate the risk. STDs are among the reasons abstinence exists, so I can't feel sorry for OP here. Stop sleeping with people and pay attention to people trying to help you.