Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (242)
EpicFMyLife 0
how?
kidcucumber 0
lol @ all the Internet fighting. this ***** awesome! fagasaurus rex
milf20 0
oh my! that's terrible! people are messed up!!!! herpes is for life.. =[
azn365 0
@100: ur a self centered douchebag. And to the other ppl who r prejudiced against the opposite sex: there is no reason y one gender would be superior to the other so deal with it.
icychill67 1
a magical dragon came and told you lol
perdix 31
snick, I am confused. You say that one should wait until they get married to have sex and you believe in monogamy. You also say you are bisexual. This doesn't compute. Are you going to marry a man and have sex with him and him alone? If so, how are you going to act on the lesbian side of your desires? One is not bisexual if they have actual sex with one gender, but are only theoretically attracted to the other. Of course as time passes, perhaps gay marriage would be available and you could marry a woman and merely dream about doing it with manly men (I can't think of any examples ;) ) I still don't see how that qualifies as bisexual. What am I missing?
dcasablancas 0
i ask guys if they have herpes b4 stuff happens lol
bobby3130 0
by the the way, shut the **** up
Hockeylover87_71 0
how?
perdix 31
Actually, snick, I was going to say that now you are really asexual, but I didn't think it was necessary. What are you going to do if you find the perfect woman, but live in a place that doesn't allow gay marriage? And what is the criterion for deciding when a lesbian loses her virginity?