Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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Comments (242)
ThuhBoss 0
To, get to Snickers, use random, commas, in your, sentences. Or, make shur, you dont, spel write. Wana, no what, els she, hates? Guess?
mrguy266 0
39 win and seriously snick..shut up...rarely are you ever correct, so stop tryin to be a smart ass and get off of FML
adamsk1 0
do you always try to correct and degrade everyone!?! get a life loser!!
Hellooomindyy 0
If I had herpes I wouldnt be scared to say it. Its the internet I highly doubt someones opinion online would mean anything, and if I did who would care, I'm married and have who I want in my life. Besides you can live with herpes, no big deal.
sbclove 4
That's true bc I have herpes and my girlfriend loves me. she know the whole story of how I got it and she doesn't care if she gets it or not. She said we will deal with it if it happens and no matter what she will never look at my any different. I doubt she gets it tho bc my doctor said it pretty hard for a girl to give it to another girl.
onnielief 4
I guess you would also buy a house before viewing it, or buy a car without taking it for a testdrive. It is just silly to marry someone without having had sex with them at least once. What if you're not compatible in bed?
sparky831 0
fyl dat sux gotta wrap it up man
perdix 31
I love guessing games! Here's my entry: You looked in the Guinness Book of World Records under Most Running Sores on a Penis, and saw a picture of your boyfriend's shlong. Am I right? What do I win?
da_prince 0
WOW ever1 seriously hates you. You either won't get married or you will end up living as the cat lady for the rest of your life. GOOD luck with that.
darkmis1 18
Well if you got herpes from him, that probably means you were having unprotected sex, so YDI. And before people start attacking me, let me clarify that I'm NOT against sex before marrage. I'm against having unprotected sex when you're not ready to have a baby.
onnielief 4
^^like this!^^
xundria 5
As it was stated multiple times before, condoms can break. Condoms also don't protect from every STD. Also condoms don't always cover the full length of the guy, so there is still exposure. Why would you make bad assumptions?
darkmis1 18
I'm not making bad assumptions. The guy should check EVERY TIME to make sure it didn't break, and if it did, you can go to the doctors or a pharmacy and buy something/get a perscription to make sure nothing happens. ALSO, if the condem isn't big enough, you should go out and buy one that will fit-they make larger sizes.
chelsyrae 0
That seriously sucks so bad! I am so sorry girl!