Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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Comments (242)
princes1323 0
u shouldn't of had sex in the first place it's called abstinence ur fault
nelove1 0
genital (and oral, for that matter) herpes can be transmitted with no symptoms present. it can lie dormant in your system for months or even years before manifesting in an outbreak, and you can get it from someone who doesn't even know they're carrying it. a standard STD test at your doctor's office does not test for herpes because it has to be determined by a specific blood test. so many people think they check out clean when they were actually not even tested for it. over 80% of people with herpes don't know they have it for these reasons, making it the most often disease passed along unknowingly. it can be passed bewtween two people's genitals or by mouth to genital contact. between 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 US adults has herpes. by abstaining from sex during outbreaks, taking daily medication and using condoms, you can cut the risk of transmission down to less than 5%. don't be so quick to judge, especially when you don't have all the correct facts. just felt like someone needed to put them on the table.
EpicFailML 0
@ 116 Thank you for spreading the info!
freaky_farzy 0
what an ass!
SithHunter09 2
holy
Boddmon 0
"Guess what?" is a sentence fragment which usually means "can you guess what?" That's why it has a question mark at the end of it. "guess who" "guess how" etc.. Same shit, different pile.
sublime2craig 0
oh wow!!!! lol I'm sorry but that's ******* classic!!!!! what a good parting gift!!!!
tyrellaraven 0
that's horrible FYL
stanman69 0
probably where she got herpes
MrAwesome17 0
lmao! but that does suck ass
pyrodude185 0
STDs make the world go round