Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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Comments (242)
LaLaJuice 0
uhm I think she was being monogamous miss snickerdoodles ..it was her asshole boyfriend that wasn't..soo that part was not her fault..and god forbid she had sex before marriage.....who the **** cares? .....the condom part though.....totally your fault op..sorry
KurouTenshi 0
okay let me guess: he wrote it out on an etch a sketch!! no? uh, you got stoned and your dog told you! no? wait, I got it: the guy you cheated with on him got it from you! No? okay, well it can't be "because i found out this morning in the shower" cause that's too obvious.
CallMeHush 1
Dude, stop talking to the dog. He knows enough already and there is no telling who else he is talking to. You can't trust anybody you can buy off with a Scooby Snack.
KurouTenshi 0
my dog is the only one I can trust :(
DubstepMasta 18
You miiiiight want to put that in its own FML
DavidCooksAngel 0
she didn't use a question mark after "guess" she used it after out. ;-)
Hellooomindyy 0
First off condoms dont always protect from diseases, secondly you can have a breakout with no sigbs or symtoms so he might not have even known, and getting tested doesnt pop up unless they have had an outbreak.
anabisxero 0
wow that's sucks
OIFMedic 0
hey OP, just think he gave you a gift that keeps on giving!! FYL..hopefully he'll get what he deserves!!
ad_astra_taurus 2
it's only stupid if you don't understand it, correct?
WeOH12 0
Shut tha **** up hoe! EVEN if she was married A LOT of ppl still catch stuff...hopefully u do stupid bitch! NOW CORRECT ME HOE!!!!
Hellooomindyy 0
I'm very sorry. I know a few people that have herpes. They said after the first outbreak it wasnt so bad, just dont stay stressed out because that causes more outbreaks and causes them to stay longer. One friend had it so bad she had to pee in an ice cold bathtub because it burned so bad other wise. Another had to go to the hospital to be catherized ( spelling?) because she was too scared to pee because of the pain. Get medication, and possibly some therepy to help you through it. I wish you the best.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Your chances of marriage are significantly lower too. Sex is a part of any healthy loving relationship, some stupid piece of paper doesn't mean it's suddenly okay for you to do it. I know a lot of people that are more in love than many married couples, but they never "tied the knot". So if they had sex then they would be bad? I don't think so. If you require a piece of paper to say that you're in love and ready to have physical intimate relations with your partner, then you don't know what love is.... /soapbox.
chelseyD 0
sounds like you know a lot about STD's lol