Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
uzee 29
well the second thing leads to the first - he gave her a raise because she gave him a raise first :D
Lordlucian 0
Now you know why she gets paid more
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Comments (72)
happy_dino 6
Ew.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI, you agreed to work in the **** industry with your daughter.
AdobeAlf 2
I'd love to be her boss
Babay_gurl457 0
That's y my friend gets a ton a monay... She's a good friend she threw me a party @ the RITZ for my 16th b-day thts lik a ton of money jst to rent tht place out I love ppl who date ppl jst to get wat they want jst kidding bahaha
ckjacques53198 0
she must suck some mean dick
adidjo 0
Higher paid is good; that's one of the jobs of parents.
KilIjoy 0
therefore, you should date your boss too!
ulicksam 0
She looking for a part-time job?
masked812 0
which is why she is making more if u slept with him maybe you could get a raise.... climb that social ladder
caybree 0
Are you with the chick from jersey shore in your picture.
wriptidez 0
ur boss is a crap face