Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
uzee 29
well the second thing leads to the first - he gave her a raise because she gave him a raise first :D
Lordlucian 0
Now you know why she gets paid more
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Comments (72)
lestat_w 0
maybe that's why r u keeping ur job, don't complain!!!!!
papaya_master 4
Well now is the time where you should use your daughter's position to your advantage.
xxmollyxx 25
Boo-urns.
SarevokRob 1
haha. almost like that movie; "In Good Company"
WallyTheWombat 0
Ask your daughter if she can suck another raise outta the boss for you. If she's gonna be a *****, you might as well be her pimp.
Morgansgirl 6
she's not being a *****!! just cuz she's sleeping with the boss means nothing!!! guys can do it and get called studs but girls get called ****** and ***** how's that work??
Bawxy 0
Exactly like that. There is no innocent way to look at it, so suck it up. Hoe-ery happens. It's just her using her own speciall assets to get on top.
Marzee 14
Not an FML. Your life isn't a competition with your daughter's. Who gives a shit about who earns more and who she's sleeping with. if she's in a job that's keeping her living a comfortable lifestyle and getting laid regularly enough to keep her happy, then as a parent you should be above the pettiness displayed in this post, and be happy for her. I always wondered why people weren't tested before being allowed to reproduce. This is a perfect example. YDI for being immature, selfish, and a prude.
alipod 11
tell his wife but hide your identity
Michigan_Girl 0
I would have thought a parent would have been happy for their child's success???
Marzee 14
A good parent would. OP isn't that breed.
ghad25 3
when shit gets out of hand dial .357
tbonea1990 0
well screw to get to the top seems to be the general way of moving up