Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Alas, poor little dude
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Underwhelming
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Top comments
RinaRina 9
Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò
afdude87 6
he did run away, to your dads stomach.
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Comments (218)
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
Was your dad Ozzy Osbourne?
Cigar 11
I'm so sorry, OP, that's beyond sad. Your dad is a **** up, you don't eat someone's pet - especially not your child's. He has to be deranged to look at a loved pet and see a meal, it's just wrong. Watch your back, kill him first. Say he ran away.
sourgirl101 29
I agree, minus the killing him part. lol Sorry OP. Same thing happened with my dad's pet rabbit, (when dad was 10 years old) except my grandfather fed it to my dad in secret and asked if he was enjoying "Petey". It still haunts my dad to this day. That was cruel of your dad and to even tell you now about it. Why would he???
brianjman14 23
Whoa whoa whoa... Your grandpa FED your dad's pet rabbit to HIM?! Holy shit... That's so cruel and insane!!
sourgirl101 29
Oh ya. My Grandfather was what nightmares are made of. May he rest in peace, if he's able to!
djxtones 0
That is really effed up! That's like someone killing your cousin and feeding him to you. "You enjoying Billy?" Why would anyone think it is ok to cook your child's pet much less feed it to them?!
aback 5
Just don't let him wok the dog.
winner121 0
that's horrible I'm personally like an animal lover I hate when they die and everything but I would me some made if my dad did that I most likely wouldn't talk to him for a while
justnbieber 0
agreeed
Troll1 0
I love animals too. specially grilled.
attatood 8
You're "like" an animal lover, or you actually ARE one? I mean, I'm like my brother but we are 2 different people.
petitchat3 0
I'll laugh if this happened on Easter
Troll1 0
what he DIDN'T tell you is that you're adopted. sorry you had to find out this way.
perdix 31
His crazy, stalker mistress boiled it and he just wanted to cover up the evidence.
stephanie911_fml 0
Mmmm, tame rabbit( : -my friend raises rabbits then eats them: P
Troll1 0
until they eventually confuse his orange penis for a carrot and consume it.
F3LiCkZ 0
yummmm
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
If you grow up on a farm you get used to this kind of thing...but it was mean to lie.
djxtones 0
It is one thing to raise animals for food. It is another to eat your child's pet.
McMan 23
Little bunny Foo Foo no longer hopping through the forest...